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By DDay on 8:36 PM
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Sorry for the long delay, everyone. I've received some funny hate mail, but far more support for the site, so I figured I'd get off my ass and throw up a new post. I was at work today when one of my co-workers was telling me about the new Family Guy episode. She had no idea I even ran this website. Needless to say, it was enough for me to get on Hulu and give it a peek. Were there any big surprises? Hmmmm, let's see: Peter starred in the first cut-away in which he simply repeated himself while on roller skates. That was hilarious. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, what else, what else--oh yeah, Seth MacFarlane ripped off South Park and their "Biggest Douche in the Universe" episode. That was neat. I particularly liked it when the all-knowing Brian was teaching us that psychics were full of shit. I know I learned something. Let's see, am I missing anything else? Oh yeah, MacFarlane made fun of Sarah Palin via her disabled daughter (as previously stated, would actually be funny if he spread the hate to those of all political ideologies). Oh fuck, how could I forget the musical number? I mean, I'm like everyone else: I cream my pants whenever Seth MacFarlane sings a five minute tune. It's fantastic. In fact, I couldn't think of a better way to spend my life than to hear him sing lame-ass, sloppily-written songs about a girl with Down Syndrome.
This episode is an example of the formula MacFarlane uses to not only stroke his ego, but to push his agenda. The good thing? He fucking sucks at doing it. The sad thing? Even though he sucks, a lot of you faggots support him. You're fucking sheep. Get on my level, ho'.
(sorry for the hurried post, but I have this thing called a "job", and need to get some sleep
15 comments for this post
Yeah, the Palin rip was a new low, even worse than the John McCain Experience.
Sometimes, I wish he was on that plane one one clear, warm day in mid September 2001.
Hahaha I feel pretty guilty about it, but yeah. Why couldn't some nice, productive member of society have been allowed to switch places on 9/11 with this horrible, immoral jerk whose existence does nothing but make the world a stupider place?
Anyway, the actual character with Down's Syndrome was portrayed surprisingly realistically - the thing that led to her date with Chris being ruined was the fact that she wasn't a very nice person, NOT because she was retarded. I was shocked to think that maybe, just MAYBE, McDouchebag had the subtlety to portray disabled people as normal and flawed just like the rest of us and finding the humor in THAT instead of his usual approach...
..and then Stewie sings a shitty, mean-spirited song mocking mentally challenged people in which he basically reaffirms every moronic stereotype about them... as if that is inherently funny.
I should have known better. Clearly when Family Guy looks like it's being intelligent, they aren't doing it on purpose.
As for the Palin rip... that was just WAAAY too easy of a target, but we know Seth can't resist cheap jokes that require no effort to put humor in them. In the context of the episode it came across as really forced and awkward. Like they felt they *MUST* make a Palin reference SOMEHOW otherwise they were going to miss such a brilliant opportunity for humor. *eyeroll*
Seth even ripped off Chester A. Bum!
dude you sucks ballz
You're just jealous because he has a sexy amazing voice! Get over your stupid self. You probably have 5 nipples and are some kind of freak!
Nothing is better than making fun of a disabled person. LOL 'get on my level ho!' nice one way to stir up those idiots. I didn't watch that entire show, i turned it on Samurai jack after the roller skates scene. Nice way to stretch out that episode with meaningless humor. But if anyone is disabled it's peter with his 'hey I'm going to run a HUGE coorperation for my father in law and Im truly retarded' episode... -.- once again -.-
keep doing what your doing!!! i also happily flip off family guy douchebags...these are the same shit heads that run around with their fucking iced coffee drinks and smile knowing shit shows between their teeth. and seriously, if you do like the show in its current state, you are felt sry for, cause its hard to believe anyone can actually be THAT FUCKING STUPID!
So all people who watch and enjoy Family Guy are faggots eh? Nice use of the most overused derogatory term in English speaking countries. However the opinion that someone is a homosexual for watching a show like Family Guy (don't go and say "Oh well I didn't mean it as gay". Stfu, it's a word that means gay) is VERY childish and is a cheap attempt at stripping people of their dignity by insulting their sense of humor. You sir need to spend less time blogging and more time outside.
@raoulusmc: Shut up, faggot.
You fucking shut up, ever hear of sunlight? The red lamp in your pot closet doesn't count. Gtfo blogging geek and get a sense of humor
Seth is worthless and a hack.
You, Mr. Blogger, are full of win.
Seth McFarlane is a self important jackass! I bet he likes the smell of his own farts!
LOL thank you for this blog!!!!
Seeing how fans of this show are total retards, I wonder why they didn't get offended. I guess the irony was too much for them to comprehend.
@raoulusmc A faggot is a kind of meatball, not a "word that means gay". D:
@raoulusmc: Sorry for the delay, faggot. I was tending to my pot plants and Klan rallies.