Holy Fuckballs! I've long neglected this blog and there's so much to talk about. Off the top of my head, here are a few:

1. Seth MacFarlane purchased an exact replica of the Delorean from "Back to the Future". Methinks someone can double as Uncle Rico. Seth, if by chance you ever read this, I'd like to fill you in: Time travel isn't possible. I know you're a fucking nerd and would like to go back in time and get some old high school vag, but the truth is, even with a fuck-ton of money, no girl would let you get near them. For God sakes, you were practically molesting Amanda Bynes! Seriously, bud. Grow up. Find a girl your own age (36, right?).

2. Remember this post? Did you actually get to see this episode? I told you I'd reference the shit out of it. Fucking cunt nugget.

3. I've dropped the ball on so many episode reviews because of this thing called "life". Like most of you with a brain, I have a job. This job takes up over 40 hours of my week. When I get home from this "job", the last thing I want to do is sit in front of my computer tearing into Family Guy episodes. I'm going to make more of an effort, though, seeing as I pay to keep this site up and running (a whopping $10/year).

4. Seth MacFarlane was tapped to head up the "Roast of David Hasselhoff". Predictions: A smug MacAttack will make his typical attempt to be funny with failed shock humor and overused voices.

5. When talking to the LA Times about "Family Guy's" jab at Palin's daughter, here's what MacFarlane had to say: “From its inception, ‘Family Guy’ has used biting satire as the foundation for its humor. The show is an equal-opportunity offender". Ummmmm, might I cry "horseshit"? From its inception? Please, do me a favor and give me an example. Your first episode was about Peter getting welfare checks. Where was the biting satire? And to say you're an "equal-opportunity offender" is laughable. "South Park" is the only show that can claim that title. You're a fucking scum-bag liar. Don't try and be something you're not.