Someone saved me some time...
By DDay on 10:22 AM
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Okay, someone just made my life easier. I received a comment with all of the following episode break-downs. Unfortunately, I can't thank that person because they're anonymous. Whoever you are, thank you. Not only for doing my work, but educating the dumbfuck sheep out there.
"Okay a quick rundown of the shit you missed: 1) G... Okay a quick rundown of the shit you missed:
1) Go Stewie Go: A bad rehash of "Tootsie" where Stewie acts gay because, as Seth McFuckface believes, Fags are funny! Oh yes, Lois acts slutty, again. As you have mentioned, many of the so-called jokes are just lines rehashed from "Tootsie." However, BABY STEWIE SAYS THE LINES! Hahahaha, everything is funny when Stewie says it! Fucking assholes.
2) "Peter-assment": Extremely bad episode, even by FG standards about Peter (probably one of the most annoying lead characters ever) gets sexually harassed. Right.
3.) Brian Griffin's House of Payne. Man, you have to be a real fucktard to steal from Tyler Perry. However, this is one of the few shows that did not suck that bad because the vastly talented James Woods reappears again. Seth McFuckteeth must have blackmailed Woods or gives ol' Jimmy one hellava blow job to keep him coming back.
4.) April in Quahog: A lame April Fool's joke results in a lame episode ending.
5.) Brian and Stewie: How fucking original of a title for the big bad 150th episode. Seth McFucktoes pumped this up as his version of "Waiting for Godot." Ha! this was a tired rehash of two conflicting characters stuck in a closet/safe/meatlocker/elavator that we have seen so many times before on shows like "All in the Family," "WKRP," "Family Matters" etc., except done much much better.
6) "Quagmire's Dad" Once again, Seth McFucklips reminds us how funny fags and crossdressers are.
7) "The Splendid Source" The only reason this show does not blow chunks is a cameo appearance from Bender the Robot from the vastly superior show, "Futurama." Supposively, this reunites Cleveland as they search for the source of all dirty jokes. This was stolen from a 1980s (surprise) article from National Lampoon magazine titled "My Tongue is Quick."
8) "Something Something" Star Wars crap. Really? ANOTHER fucking parody of Star Wars. Really? Is this the hep fresh humor of Seth McFucktard and his hoard of slack- jawed, extra-chromosome set fans set as ripe for parody? Why are there fan films on YouTube better than this shit?
9) "Partial Terms of Endearment"
Wow, this was suppose to be some edgy episode involving jokes going on way too long, stupid cutaway jokes, some 80s jokes, and some hackneyed philosphical points subtly (like a jackhammer) provided from the world of Seth McFucknuts.
The change from previous seasons to the last two is that Seth McFucktaint is no longer (pathetically) ripping off "The Simpsons" but is now ripping off "South Park" complete with parodies of classic Loonie Toon jokes. Abortion episodes are not funny without Eric Theodore Cartman or Christmas Critters. Hail Satan!
So there, your life is now restored. Go out an enjoy the rest of summer. "
7 comments for this post
Praise from Caeser is praise indeed!
Hello. I wrote that about the animated atrocity known as Family Guy and the untalented ass-hack known as Seth McFucktaint. Like you, I do not take the pleasure in watching the abomination that will sure to bring an end to the second golden age of animation. It is a downright shame (and possibly a mortal sin) to think that Studio Ghibli, Pixar, Aardman studios as well as the creators of "The Simpsons," "South Park," etc. are probably second to Seth McFuckpunch and his sorry third-rate animation skills and poorly constructed collection of pop culture references. Sad,
But, like kicking the shit out of skinheads, or taking a dump in bushes outside Seth McFuckstank's bedroom while he is trying to bang a jail bait at the Justin Biebe concert, it is necessity of life and a hellava lot of fun to boot.
Your vigilance and perseverance in spreading the word is all the thanks needed. Keep the faith. -- J.
I agree with you that Family Guy sucks in a lot of ways, but I couldn't even finish reading this article. It's just a bunch of swearing and insults. I would be able to appreciate this article if it had been more unbiased, logically breaking down and explaining how each episode is terrible.. If you're going to have an anti FG site, it should put the show to shame, not sound like some 14 year old who thinks he's intelligent going on a rant...
@anonmymous: To educate the masses, you must first speak their language.
I agreee with with but family guy is one of the most popular show now.
Popularity does not equal quality
Fuck yeah, if popularity equaled quality then there would be no democracy.
you guys are losers to create a hole site to hate family guy its just a show i dont go hating on a fictional cartoon grow up and get a life you fucken losers